KID'S COMMENTS

You take the chips to a Car Race and put it on the track.

The chips were on vacation in Hawaii. It thought it was wavy and not skinny, so the chips went on a 2-mile run. After the first mile, it didn't feel any skinnier, so on the next it saw a sign that said "Steam Room". It went in it and got that skinny.

I think people took the chips to the zoo and had elephants sit on them.

A man sat on a potato.

You jump a car and land it on a bag of chips.

Football players Brady & Brian are coming to the game. Brady came out with a chip on his shoulder, down sat HIK. He screamed, "Here comes Brian!" THOK!!! That's how the chip got flat.

I know this one is real: little aliens came into the factory and landed on the chip.

Mr. Potato and the semi-truck got into a fight and the potato jumped on the semi and the truck threw him and the potato went flat.

You might call a giant to step on the potato or you called a giant to pick up the school and put the school on the potato.

Someone forgot to make them marcelled.

The Ballreich's truck ran over it.

The chips went in the machine backwards.

The vacuum sucked it up and something sharp was in it and cut it flat.

I think they forgot to cut them and they put them in the machine.

They purposely invented a new cutter to change the chips look.

The rolling marcelled potato cutter got worn out from being used since 1920 and became flat so when the potatoes went through the cutter, they came out flat.

The machine broke.

A gorilla ran over it with a motorcycle when the chips weren't all the way cooked.

Kids put the chips on the train tracks.

Big Foot came and sat on them.

A large roll-on smashed it and it became flat. That's how it got flat.

A 7-ton hippo sat on it for 24 hours.

The chips got smushed by a conveyor belt.

The Elves were mad because they were better than the cookies so they smashed them before the chips were fully cooked.

Casey hit it with a bat.

A smashed it.

A giant hammer smashed them.

Mr. Potato came alive and sat on them.

A giant could lay on the bed and his body heat can make the chips flat.

The dragonfly put plastic on his feet so he could jump on the chips. Then, he shoots fire on them.

They got a fairy and asked her to make the chips flat.

A big lion jumped on the chips.

They cook it in a microwave.

The chip got flat because a machine maybe made the chip a little flatter and softer and another machine put a lollipop in it and harden it up.

A Chocolate Kiss smashed the chips.

I think that a spider-pig came and jumped on all of the chips.

Well, you put potatoes in your back pocket and sit down.

Ballreich�s stole the chips.

Put a can on a potato and then smash the potato, cut it and put plastic wrap on it and press it.

People stomped on the chips to make it flat and then cook it and let cool off.

Santa Claus and his reindeer sat on the chips.

A new guy came in and while he was working the machine, he saw a girl he liked and he kept on looking at her, when suddenly, he hit the wrong button and the machine made the chips flat.